150 Wedding Puns That Promise To Tickle Your Funny Bone
Love is in the air, and so are the puns! If you’re tying the knot soon, this is a must-read.
Ready for some laugh-out-loud wedding puns?
Get set to giggle your way down the aisle.
Let’s put the “fun” in “dysfunctional” weddings!
Wedding One-Liner Wonders
– You suit me tux perfectly.
– We make the perfect pear.
– I’ve found my main squeeze.
– You’re my better “I do” half.
– We’re knots about each other.
– Love at frost sight, cake included.
– Our love is aisle ten out of ten.
– Two fewer fish in the sea today.
– Today’s forecast: Aisle love showers.
– Finally, a match made in oven.
– I’ve met my s-sole-mate.
– You’re the wine that I want.
– You’re my Ms. or Mr. Right now.
– We found our happily ever laughter.
– Two lovebirds flying into forever.
– Rings may be circles, but our love isn’t endless.
– It was love at first bouquet.
– Our love is write on the aisle.
– To have and to gold, forever bold.
– Forever just got upgraded to eterni-tea.
Tying the Knot with Wedding Puns You’ll Love
– We make a great pear, just married!
– I donut want to miss this cake cutting.
– Shell we dance all night at the reception?
– You had me at aloe at our garden wedding.
– Love you berry much in our sweet ceremony.
– Olive you forever, starting with this vow.
– Can’t beet the love we share today.
– You’re my significant otter in this union.
– Will you brie mine forever?
– The groom has found his rib-eye mate.
– Flourish together, just like this bouquet toss.
– We’re mint to be, sealed with a kiss.
– You whisk me off my feet every day.
– We’re truly a gouda match for each other.
– The best thyme to wed is always now.
– Let’s avo-cuddle, starting from our wedding day.
– Without you, I would be muffin at all.
– You’re simply un-bread-ably sweet to me.
– I’m soy into this marriage thing.
– I wheely love you, today and always.
Tying the Knot with Wordplay
– The chef couldn’t dessert this sweet occasion.
– The florist really rose to the occasion.
– Walking down the aisle, but not in the store.
– The bride took her vows quite literally.
– The groom made a toast, then ate it.
– Aisle always love you, now and forever.
– The ring bearer did a sterling job.
– The reception was a real smashing success.
– Cake cutting had layers of excitement.
– The couple is engaged in lively conversation.
– Their first dance swept everyone off their feet.
– Bouquet toss caused quite the floral frenzy.
– The DJ really set the tone, note by note.
– The vows exchanged were truly binding.
– They’re married by fate, not by fate.
– The photographer captured the moment with a flash.
– The proposal was a ring-ing endorsement.
– The couple had a knot of guests.
– Chapel of love echoed their commitment.
– Marriage is knot the end, only the beginning.
Sealed with a Kiss: 20 Whimsical Wedding Captions
– Love at frost sight.
– Let’s taco ’bout how beautiful today is.
– Willow you marry me? Yes, I wood!
– Cake my day, forever yours.
– A brew-tiful beginning.
– Two less fish in the sea.
– You’re my main squeeze forever.
– Pour decisions make the best stories.
– Olive for you, always.
– Pop the champagne, we’re changing our last names!
– From this day for-wine and ever.
– Forever twirling into happiness.
– We’ve been mer-maid for each other.
– All heart eyes, all the time.
– We’re knot kidding around.
– We tandem to say ‘I do.’
– Partners in wine.
– Bee-lieve in love at first sight.
– They’re wed to each other… and their coffee.
– Nothing bundt love and happiness.
Tie the Knot with Laughter
– Marriage is like a deck of cards: At the start, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade.
– The wedding was so emotional, even the cake was in tiers.
– Two florists decided to get married, and it was an arranged marriage.
– The groom didn’t want a veil at the wedding, so they had a conveilment ceremony.
– Why did the skeletons refuse to get married? They didn’t have the guts.
– I ended up marrying a baker because life’s what you bake it.
– If you’re going to invite both the plumber and the electrician to the wedding, make sure someone else is in charge of the shower.
– The bride bought her wedding dress, but she always says it was to no avail.
– If you marry a construction worker, make sure they give you the full cement.
– The chef said he found his s-s-soulmate at the wedding. Must be his whisk-taking heart.
– When the bride walked down the aisle, it was a moment of aisle-standing ovation.
– I was going to tell my partner a joke about a wedding, but I knew it wouldn’t take the cake.
– After the wedding, the photographer turned out to be quite the photo-bombshell.
– Marriage is a workshop. The husband works, and the wife shops.
– Why did the melons have a fancy wedding? Because they cantaloupe.
– The couple tied the knot and immediately went knot-yachting on their honeymoony-moon.
– At the end of the day, marriage is a matter of wife and debt.
– After the wedding, they went on a trip to find themselves. Turns out, they were husband and wifey all along.
– The couple opened a bakery after getting married. Now their marriage is totally batter.
– I proposed to my partner at a famous spot. You could say it was quite a maritage.
Vows and Wows: Witty Wedding Wordplay
– Love is in the heir.
– I do-nut know what I would do without you.
– Keep calm and marry on.
– Together is a wonderful place to bee.
– You had me at ‘halo.’
– We’re mint to be.
– Whale you marry me?
– You octopi my heart.
– Smitten with you, mitten in hand.
– You’re my butter half.
– We’re mermaid for each other.
– You stole a pizza my heart.
– Always be my brides-maid of honor.
– I’m knot kidding, I love you.
– Shell we dance?
– Time fries when I’m with you.
– You’re my parsley ever after.
– Love is paw-sible.
– You make miso happy.
– Two peas in a pod-tie.
Wedding Puns: A Match Made in Name Heaven
– Altar Ego
– Bridal Veil-ocity
– Wedlock Holmes
– Hitch Perfect
– Bouquet-n Call
– Marry Poppins
– Love Knotty
– Veil of Fortune
– Matrimoan
– Ring-a-Ding Nuptial
– Holy Moly Matrimony
– Veil of the Ball
– Knotorious W.E.D.
– Mr. and Mrs. Right
– Bliss-ter in the Sun
– Say Yes to the Dress-tiny
– Hitch and Tell
– Just Maui-ed
– Vow Factor
– Chapel of Lovebirds
Wedding Puns Spoonerism Delights
– Here comes the bride, dressed in rhymes.
– Love at frost sight.
– Save the gait for the big “ditty.”
– Tiers of joy from the lace-tasting.
– Dance the height away at the reception.
– Bouquet toss? Knot a problem!
– Love is a many plaid thing.
– Toe and behold, the vows are said.
– A match made in leaven.
– Till depth do us part.
– You had me at jello.
– I cake my breath away.
– Here comes the bright, ready to cheer!
– All’s veil that ends veil.
– Raise a class to the new spoon!
– Let love bloom with this loaf story.
– May their love souper-size!
– A peck and a hiss for the couple.
– The happiest platter ever after.
– Once and floralways, in love together.
Wedding puns add a light-hearted touch to any celebration, making the event more memorable. They are perfect for breaking the ice and helping guests feel relaxed and entertained. So, when planning your special day, remember that a clever pun can bring smiles and laughter to everyone around.
